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a genius-sized temper tantrum by Resident-evil-STARS a genius-sized temper tantrum by Resident-evil-STARS
Duly noted Wesker. Duly noted.

lol hi. So technically this is a companion piece to my previous deviation, "Umbrella's Filth". But kinda not, at the same time. I don't really know what it is, to be honest. >_>;

All I know is that the entire time I was trying to draw Alexia, William was screaming at me. Loudly. He wouldn't let me alone. I figured that I was at least entitled to the right to draw ONE picture of Alexia, especially seeing as how I'd never even bothered to draw her before, but oh HELL no. That was simply not allowed.

I had a rediculous time just trying to draw Lexi herself, as it were (apparently I am incapable of capturing such a manly beauty... ), but I really didn't need Will's constant shouting making things worse. Thankfully for me, Wesker is my predominant muse, and he knows how to block Birkin's little rants out for the most part while still catching the vital information. It was highly useful. Without that little ability, I probably would have been driven mad.

As soon as I completed the line art of Alfie and Lexi, my William demanded that I draw him, and this was the end result. I thought it was funny, so I opted to ink & color it as well.

For any of you who are actually interested in what William is spewing from his science hole;
"I am the greatest scientist that Umbrella has ever hired! ME, not Alexia! That useless, inferior specimen who injected herself with her own worthless virus only to fail miserably. Just because her last name is Ashford, she gets to be a scientist?! What if my name were Newton? Does that mean I would know everything there is to know about gravity?! I think not. And do you know where she even got her great idea from?! Ants! Freaking stupid ants. They are lamer then bees! I created the ultimate virus with my own skills, while she merely trained her ants to do her work for her! Why hire someone who is still too busy playing with Barbie dolls to contribute anything of actual worth? I was way more mature by her age, and I could create B.O.W. that are ten times more efficient then then stupid Bandersnatches! At least G does not take ten years to work!! I mean have you seen the genetic code for the T-Veronica?! Compared to G it is like a Hunter threw up on a piece of paper!---"

And that's not even the entire rant. Apparently that's not even a fourth of it. >_>;
I had my boyfriend write the majority (everything after the word 'miserably' ) because his William is even louder then mine, and I knew he'd be able to keep going and going and going if I wanted him to... just like we all know Birkin would do. c:

So there you have it. Hope someone enjoys, at any rate.

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illustration drawn on white cardstock with a .5 mechanical pencil, then scanned and colored in Adobe Photoshop Elements 2.0 via a bamboo wacom tablet

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Please remember to comment before :+fav:ing, seriously, take the time.

art © *Resident-evil-STARS (aka – *Iris-Uriko-Briefs)
Albert Wesker/William Birkin/Resident Evil (Biohazard)/All likeness are entirely © Capcom
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:iconmakeyourownmusic:
makeyourownmusic Featured By Owner May 4, 2015
Heheheee so cute! :giggle::love:
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:iconscholarwilliambirkin:
Haha Alexia 😝😝😝😝
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Beast-of-the-Sea Featured By Owner May 21, 2013
Ahahaha. Poor Birkin.... suffering from a permanent inferiority complex. X3
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Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
he certainly is. XD
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gz50250 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
gosh william you are so cuuuuuuuuuuuterXDD
you are just like coquetry rather than complain!
by the way,at first sight I mistake them as Ludwig and Feliciano(maybe because william's stuck hair)
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Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Ah, Yeah I can see that. But I've don't watch Hetalia... |D
That's just how I used to like drawing William's hair.
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Umberkit Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
*gigglesnorts*

This makes my William!muse 8l...and then silently agree.
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Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
eue
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GinaKyona Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Make moar stuff with william and albert plz :)
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:iconresident-evil-stars:
Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I'll do my best~
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TragedyNight Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Would you happen to have more of/the rest of that rant? It's just so funny and awesome that I'd love to read more. :love:
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Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
aha, no... I don't think that my boyfriend ever wrote the monologue that far, he just insists that his William muse could have gone on and on and on for ions if he had been allowed to... :D
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Zaoud Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2011  Hobbyist Filmographer
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA.

I lol'd.
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Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Thanks. xD
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TheDarkShadow007 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2011
Hey, Birkin sounds just like me! I rant like that all the time. Actually, I'm a Professional Ranter.
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Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Haha, nice! It's always fun to listen to a good rant, I think. XD they're fun.
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TheDarkShadow007 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2011
Yes! You see it all started when Dr. Rantipus slammed his knee into a coffee table. He got angry and threw the coffee mug at it, he was arrested for coffee table abuse and spent 30 years in jail. During that time, he invented a new way to spout anger, that would NOT get him arrested, RANTING! When he got out, he stubbed his toe on a rock, and instead of blowing it up with his laser eyes, he made up a long story about why nobody liked rocks, and yelled it at the rock for 3 hours before leaving. From that day on, Ranting became popular!

SEE?! I made that up on the spot!
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TragedyNight Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love this picture! I congratulate you an your boyfriend on writing a very sciency rant.Also,I like the phrase science hole. XD
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Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Haha, thank you. C: Glad that you could enjoy.
The two of us enjoy writing rants, it seems. He's far better at it than I though. eue;
I like the phrase "science hole" as well. :D
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moolate127 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011   Traditional Artist
thats awesome, i agree william was a more difficult boss that alexia and way cooler
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Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Thank you. XD
haha, I like both of them, really. Although William is frighteningly harder, Alexia is stupidly difficult. Charging up that damn lazer hurrrnnnghh...
pretty much you just have to unleash all the lead you can on her. It's annoying to juggle guns ammo or heal items though. :T eh, anyways. Yeah, I like them both, but I do love William. eue;
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moolate127 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011   Traditional Artist
yeah. I thought birkin was scary. the way he tries to eat you clair and sherry on the train. and the form before that reminded me of a cross between an dog and a licker.
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Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner May 3, 2011  Student Digital Artist
XD he is frightening indeed.
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moolate127 Featured By Owner May 5, 2011   Traditional Artist
yeah.
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gabrielsangel Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2011  Student Artist
My God, Pissy!Birkin is ADORABLE! :heart:
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:iconresident-evil-stars:
Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2011  Student Digital Artist
x3 idn't he? I just love him when he's pissy, lol.
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gabrielsangel Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2011  Student Artist
:giggle: Me too! :hug:
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gabrielsangel Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2011  Student Artist
OH the William vs. Alexia battle continues! XD :giggle: Great pic! :)
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Campola2211 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I wish I could rant like that, but I would lose my train of thought XD
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Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Well, William IS a super genius. eue;
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FiammahGrace Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2010
I love this pict!!! Is awesome!!!!!
Birkin is great! :D :D
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Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2010  Student Digital Artist
XD thank you~!
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Shaami Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ha ha ha! Poor Birkin, forever living in Alexia's shadow. This made me laugh because I can imagine him being like that about anyone deciding to draw Alexia instead of him. :giggle:
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Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2010  Student Digital Artist
XD thank you~! Ha ha, that's exactly what he did. OMG he's such a childish brat at times. But I love my William muse, so sometimes I just let him get his way... like this. eue;; I probably shouldn't, because that makes me an enabler, but he's just so cute.
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Shaami Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Aww, that's perfectly understandable. =D Let the baby have what he wants, ha ha ha! :XD:
And of course you're welcome! ^^
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AHuskWasHere Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2010  Professional General Artist
Birkin has to be the most adorable character in all of Resident Evil. seriously. I can't think of anyone, human or B.O.W., more cute than him.
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Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2010  Student Digital Artist
x3 that he is. I simply adore him.
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nightchildmoonchild Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
lol That's right, I remember the rivalry Birkin has with Ashford.
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Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2010  Student Digital Artist
; D indeed indeed! My how he hated Alexia.
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MyLoversKitten Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2010  Student Digital Artist
*pats Will on the back* Don't forget to breathe, Mr. Birkin. :D
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Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2010  Student Digital Artist
oh, he'll start breathing again when the lack of oxegen causes him to collapse and he about passes out. eue;; I think that's the only thing that can stop one of this rants, really.
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MyLoversKitten Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2010  Student Digital Artist
If it makes him feel any better, at least he's not stuck with Alfred. And Alfred's not stealing his clothes and..."cosplaying"...as him. >_>...<_<...
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AquaCrescent Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2010
Haha, very cute. :)
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Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2010  Student Digital Artist
thanks. c:
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AquaCrescent Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2010
No prob! :)
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nenco Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2010
I love this picture, Will is sooo cute!
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Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2010  Student Digital Artist
hee hee, thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed. <33
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LadyDuoMaxwell Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2009
More Birkin...always good...
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:iconresident-evil-stars:
Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2009  Student Digital Artist
But of course. ; D
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ThouShaltSpam Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2009
These are the times I wish Jimmy Neutron was in RE.
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