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a genius-sized temper tantrum by Resident-evil-STARS a genius-sized temper tantrum by Resident-evil-STARS
Duly noted Wesker. Duly noted.

lol hi. So technically this is a companion piece to my previous deviation, "Umbrella's Filth". But kinda not, at the same time. I don't really know what it is, to be honest. >_>;

All I know is that the entire time I was trying to draw Alexia, William was screaming at me. Loudly. He wouldn't let me alone. I figured that I was at least entitled to the right to draw ONE picture of Alexia, especially seeing as how I'd never even bothered to draw her before, but oh HELL no. That was simply not allowed.

I had a rediculous time just trying to draw Lexi herself, as it were (apparently I am incapable of capturing such a manly beauty... ), but I really didn't need Will's constant shouting making things worse. Thankfully for me, Wesker is my predominant muse, and he knows how to block Birkin's little rants out for the most part while still catching the vital information. It was highly useful. Without that little ability, I probably would have been driven mad.

As soon as I completed the line art of Alfie and Lexi, my William demanded that I draw him, and this was the end result. I thought it was funny, so I opted to ink & color it as well.

For any of you who are actually interested in what William is spewing from his science hole;
"I am the greatest scientist that Umbrella has ever hired! ME, not Alexia! That useless, inferior specimen who injected herself with her own worthless virus only to fail miserably. Just because her last name is Ashford, she gets to be a scientist?! What if my name were Newton? Does that mean I would know everything there is to know about gravity?! I think not. And do you know where she even got her great idea from?! Ants! Freaking stupid ants. They are lamer then bees! I created the ultimate virus with my own skills, while she merely trained her ants to do her work for her! Why hire someone who is still too busy playing with Barbie dolls to contribute anything of actual worth? I was way more mature by her age, and I could create B.O.W. that are ten times more efficient then then stupid Bandersnatches! At least G does not take ten years to work!! I mean have you seen the genetic code for the T-Veronica?! Compared to G it is like a Hunter threw up on a piece of paper!---"

And that's not even the entire rant. Apparently that's not even a fourth of it. >_>;
I had my boyfriend write the majority (everything after the word 'miserably' ) because his William is even louder then mine, and I knew he'd be able to keep going and going and going if I wanted him to... just like we all know Birkin would do. c:

So there you have it. Hope someone enjoys, at any rate.

illustration drawn on white cardstock with a .5 mechanical pencil, then scanned and colored in Adobe Photoshop Elements 2.0 via a bamboo wacom tablet

Time: unknown

Please remember to comment before :+fav:ing, seriously, take the time.

art © *Resident-evil-STARS (aka – *Iris-Uriko-Briefs)
Albert Wesker/William Birkin/Resident Evil (Biohazard)/All likeness are entirely © Capcom
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Beast-of-the-Sea Featured By Owner May 21, 2013
Ahahaha. Poor Birkin.... suffering from a permanent inferiority complex. X3
Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
he certainly is. XD
gz50250 Featured By Owner May 19, 2013
gosh william you are so cuuuuuuuuuuuterXDD
you are just like coquetry rather than complain!
by the way,at first sight I mistake them as Ludwig and Feliciano(maybe because william's stuck hair)
Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner May 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Ah, Yeah I can see that. But I've don't watch Hetalia... |D
That's just how I used to like drawing William's hair.
Umberkit Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012

This makes my William!muse 8l...and then silently agree.
Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Ginathepuppy Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Make moar stuff with william and albert plz :)
Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I'll do my best~
TragedyNight Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Would you happen to have more of/the rest of that rant? It's just so funny and awesome that I'd love to read more. :love:
Resident-evil-STARS Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Student Digital Artist
aha, no... I don't think that my boyfriend ever wrote the monologue that far, he just insists that his William muse could have gone on and on and on for ions if he had been allowed to... :D
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